Invaders

You all know about IIB and its great actions in investigating and reporting the actions of fellow Invaders. But none of you know how it started. Here is how.

Monday Nov 20, 2006 2246 HRS IST.

Nana and myself were discussing about atrocious activities of one of the Invaders. At that time, there was some kind of news that CSO was having an affair with his maid. Here is abridged version of the transaction, that created IIB.

Me: There?

Nana: Yes

Me: See this …CSO’s attrocities (Orkut link of his photo with a girl)

Nana: Is this the maid girl? Post it to the groups with good subject.

Me: Subjects like Kaadhal Sirai, The Kumbakonam Passion, CSO vin JILPANZ would be good.. How is it?

Nana: [After Sometime] The upcoming Cyber Manmadhan-a short Report.. What about this?

Me: Rather than “short” report replace it with (c) Intelligence Report

Nana: I feel if you send this, it will get good response in group. Then I can reply,.. Aravanikura maathiri CSO va kavuthiralam

Me: Ok I will send the mail and I will put thanks for your title suggestion

Nana: Ok. Also you can have a Footer like “IIB-Invaders Intelligence Bureau“. Co-ordinators Madhu and Nana.. “Netrikan thirpainum Kutram kutramey“

Me: Thats cool man. I like it

[After some time]

Me: Check mail

Nana: Hmm., It is great. We shud give a designation, can be joint directors. You can be senior director and I can be secret agent – Information Wing

Me: It will be fancy to give out such things like Public Relations and all. We are everybody in the company

“Company” I said that unknowingly and thus IIB formed, without knowing at that time that it would get good recognition from Invaders. As you could see, Nana is the one who suggested the name and tag.

CSO is the first to get an exclusive coverage. As response, the most stunning display of atrocity was made by Pavalam in his following mails. Pavalam self proclaimed that he was PPP of IIB. That is Parakum Padai Pavalam(Flying Squad Pavalam). Pavalam’s mail provoked most of the Invaders. Ramba’s reply to Pavalam was really worst of its kind. He said PPP as Parakkum Paadai(Flying Coffin). Starting from KST to Srihari, everybody went on ravage.

Srihari, being so intelligent, doubted me and Nana in this incident. He said we were the worst guys around and appealed to Ramba to control us. After this CSO intelligently proved from mail headers that mail is from Italy and not Chennai. Later everybody got to know, that it was Nana and myself, who sent out a spoof mail from Pavalam’s ID.(Sorry da, Pavalam). We did this to make IIB a hit in our group and to cool CSO who seemed to be tensed at that time. This single unanimous attack on Pavalam proved the indirect powers of IIB. Nana and myself, even though felt sorry for Pavalam, were happy and satisfied and decided to continue our operations. After knowing the truth, everybody made an apology to Pavalam, which was really touching.

The funny thing out all of this was, everybody claimed a title in IIB. We received lot of requests for new additions, Ramba – Cheif Consultant, Research Wing, IIB, KST – Chief Investigating Officer, IIB, etc., Science Srini became believer of IIB’s capabilities and requested for lot of investigations. He also compared us with RAW, CIA.

Now IIB becomes one among Invaders. More on IIB in next IIB posts.

Thanks for reading. Apologies for those who suffered in formation of this bureau.